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There is nothing that makes me happier than when someone says: 'I watched The Mask (1994) 300 times when I was a kid.' I look forward to when I am 80 and people come up to me going: 'It was you, dude.' That's an amazing feeling. Even if I am being over the top or crazy, I want to do something original.I couldn't lift myself out of it, because every time I looked in the mirror, I didn't like myself. (1996) I dyed my hair black just before I started shooting The Cable Guy (1996) and immediately got completely in the doldrums.They changed, made a lot of enemies, lost fans, gained new ones.

But I don't necessarily gear everything to an audience, going, 'What are they going to want?', I'm not afraid to become a different thing, because I believe talent finds its audience. For sure, I have an unnatural need to be noticed or liked. I got up, did it in front of the whole class and learned that committing myself to getting a reaction was very addicting. I remember starting out imitating records in the back of the classroom, and when the teacher singled me out and tried to make me feel embarrassed by saying, 'Get up and do that in front of the whole class,' it marked the end of all normal life. I'd say I've had an even flow of neediness through my whole life, and I got kind of clever about it early. (1996) I'm just a freak like the rest of us.I understand the dynamic of people who medicate themselves with things, but it always seemed hollow to me. I'll probably end up with two houses, someplace to escape to and someplace in the city, I'm pretty basic. I don't go buy Maseratis, because I've never been impressed with stuff like that at all. This country is pretty scary if you don't build some kind of nest egg for yourself. The money takes a little of your fear away-you know, fear of the future. It goes into an account and then I basically do what I need to do with it. People that do that are asking for trouble. People have lost fortunes that make mine look microscopic. Believe me, I don't gloat about the money. That's amazing money, but it's not $20 million.

(1996, on $20 million paydays) See, the number in the paper is one thing, but then there's 35 percent off the top for commissions, then there's taxes, so the $20 million check becomes $5.5 million.

It's like the President-he doesn't make a move without his aides, which is a smart way to be if you trust the opinions of the people on your team.

(1996, on choosing projects) Very rarely do I jump up and say on my own, 'I must do this!' I have a lot of people who look at material and give me their opinions.

The best possible thing you can get out of a relationship is that you're with somebody who encourages you to be the best version of yourself.

If there'd been Ritalin when I was a kid, I wouldn't be here now.

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The power of the subconscious mind! With the power of the sub-conscious mind I can learn how to do anything.I could.learn how to dance, or, yodel like an Austrian.Always turn your wheel in the direction of the skid.There! I did it! I defiled a timeless work of art! For my next trick, I will paint a clown face on the Mona Lisa while using the shroud of Turin as a dropcloth.My upbringing in Canada made me the person I am. I have no intention of giving up my Canadian heritage, and all those who loved and supported me.In ten years, you can give a lot of love. I don't believe in this fairy tale of staying together for ever.I'm charming, but I dip into the Prozac now and then.I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches. Maybe there is no actual place called hell.I mean, if you laugh at a fart joke, does that make you a moron? I don't think so. Trying to label or categorize comedy is ridiculous. People love to laugh, and most people can find humor in just about anything, which is great. I've been dubbed the man most responsible for the dumbing of America, so obviously I don't put much stock into thoughts like (the theme of the 'dumbing down' of contemporary comedy).I mean,, ,, -I don't see how I can lose. Until Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994), no actor had considered talking through his ass.I tend to stay up late, not because I'm partying but because it's the only time of day when I'm alone and I don't have to be on, performing.